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Supertranstation

I was reminded of older, more innocent days when I acquired the following translation/mystic revelation:

The results of the shuaiyak long tail of the sala in the surrounding sea
Causing him to gain knowledge about
The shit has
How many types and what is the format?
And what are the steps to take asylum? How is the technique? Throughout, including the database of
The shanks and the shanks of each side And the identity of the long-necked tail
That indicate the specific characteristics of the stab
Weak the goods around the sea basin.
As well as Important and the value of the Bualuang.
Reminder of value
The importance to the knowledge of the wisdom of the people around the sea basin that is inherited, inherited, and changed
Change
That occurred in each era
In each stage of people's lives
In particular, each type, each type
Things around the basin
The sea
The result of the research will be able to use as a guideline for
Support, promote, preserve, inherit, develop and
To extend the deposit of the slot in the surrounding basin
Not to be lost to appear in the regulations in the area. And development
The local wisdom and the national wisdom



Prizes for guessing the original language and topic!
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Recent misreadings

Open surgery > read as opera surgery.
Bach's wedding cantata > read as Bach's wedding banana.

Do I need new glasses?
No, I'm never giving up my hlasses of hilariousness!!!
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bana bana!

inspired by last weekend's eurovision madness, i had fun trying to find the songs of my childhood on youtube. i got some great gems out of it, but also a great shock. one of my old favourites turned out to be about our very own bana!


this could simply be a blip in history, but i'm not so sure. it seems bana has a deep hold on the imagination of the the turks, both in azeri folk as well as artsy-fartsy places. the influence has even spread to my own home waters.

what next? a hyooge bollywood production dedicated to the mighty bana? i fear his power!
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artsy  (toy story)

Cookie fun!

So this weekend I tried to make Marshmallow Fondant. It turned out great, though a little boring in white, and then I tried cutting some shapes to try on my sugar cookies (which aren't pretty but they are tasty). All I had was a very bad knife, and at the time I was really exhausted, but this is what I did first:



Oooooh yeah. Representin'!
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An after-dinner conversation with ELIZA

Conversants: banazir and ELIZA

You: What do you think of Hannah Gondtana?
Eliza: Does that question interest you?
You: It is a source of some trepidation, yes.
Eliza: You are sure?
You: Just look at him and you'll see what I mean.
Eliza: Does that question interest you?
You: There's no question he's a scary-looking freak.
Eliza: You are being a bit negative.
You: I don't think so.
Eliza: Why do you not think so?
You: How many brown-bearded men with long golden locks do YOU know?
Eliza: Does that question interest you?
You: I wouldn't call it an interest so much as a phobia.
Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?
You: The guy looks like the love child of Fabio and Hagrid!
Eliza: Please go on.
You: I really don't think I can.
Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?
You: As Isildur might say... NO.
Eliza: You are being a bit negative.
You: I don't know why you keep saying that when Gond plus Wig equals TERROR.
Eliza: Why do you not know why i keep saying that what gond plus wig equals terror?
You: It's an axiom, like Pag plus Wig.
Eliza: Please go on.
You: Don't go there. Really, don't.
Eliza: Please go on.
You: I don't want to talk about it. It's too traumatic.
Eliza: Why do you not want to talk about it its too traumatic?
You: It's just so WEIRD.
Eliza: Please go on.
You: It's... unnatural.
Eliza: Please go on.
You: It's an abomination upon the earth, a horror that I still see when I close my eyes.
Eliza: Why do you say your eyes?
You: Well, I mean that I don't need to be looking at WigPag for my imagination to remind me of the terrible image.
Eliza: Why do you say your imagination to remind you of the terrible image?
You: Admittedly, I have a vivid imagination.
Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?
You: I imagine your creator is quite LOSE, for example.
Eliza: Can you elaborate on that?
You: I don't have to. There have been whole books on conversational agents written about his FAIL.
Eliza: Why do you not have to there have been whole books on conversational agents written about his fail?
You: I rest my case.
Eliza: Why do you say your case?
You: Bye.
Eliza: Please go on.


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Banazir